THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR SIZE?!?!?
Okay so we hear about things like this everyday. A man lying on his #GradeAMeat and thinking it’s absolutely cool. Well I’m here to tell all the guys that it’s not. “Have you ever heard of false advertisement?” is the question all ladies should ask when dealing with these irresponsible men. Here are some ways to know he’s lying and how to handle his ass.
HIM: *drops Magnum condom out of pocket on purpose*
YOU: “Um I think you dropped your father’s condom.
HIM: “I’m gonna blow your back out”
YOU: Grab his dick, right then especially while it’s unexpected.
HIM: “I have girls walking sideways all the time”
YOU: “Can I call them and ask them?”
These are guaranteed ways to see if he is lying or not. Most men lie a lot about their size of their penis not knowing that it only makes it hard for them to really get “THE BOX” it is a turn off and very unattractive of men to even discuss his size especially when it’s small and not capable of achieving an orgasm. LADIES WE SHOULD START A “STOP THE LYING CAMPAIGN”